Did You Think You Could Live Normally in a World With a 1:5 Gender Ratio?… Oblivious Boy?

Prologue

Isn’t “I wanna be popular” a desire that every boy has had at least once? Unsurprisingly, I’ve thought about it a fair few times myself. I’ve even had the shameless thought that I’d like girls to be the ones to make a move on me.

But still. Still.

“You have such a cute face, you know. Why don’t you come have some tea with your big sis?”

I can honestly say I’ve never wanted to be hit on by a self-proclaimed “big sister” type with makeup caked on so thick that a sheen of greasy sweat was seeping through her forehead.